Friday, July 3, 2009

Zombie Self Defense

I’m finally “back on the grid” after some gentle prodding from a few readers.

Per my earlier posts I have been busy training in the art of Zombie self defense. This Thursday I found my mind wandering while the class was practicing Punch Attack number 1A for the 56th time. However, I found the task much more rewarding when I imagined that my partner was a 5’2 zombie. In this scenario one had to consider body position as well as striking form. If, for example, I turned my right shoulder about 2 inches towards the left and tucked my chin a little more I would not only be able to punch my zombie partner in the temple, but I might also be able to prevent the exploding gore from landing in my eye.

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